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Chef - Oct 3, 2010 12:49am, #196569

Thanks... I had a lot of fun with the tattoo thing

Chef - Jul 9, 2010 12:58pm, #183810

HA!!! Thanks Airman, needed a chuckle... 5 L in crayon!

Chef - Jul 7, 2010 6:34pm, #183642

The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds new discoveries, is not 'Eureka!' (I found it!) but 'That's funny ...'

Chef - Jul 7, 2010 6:15pm, #183637

could be cress, could be alfalfa...

Chef - Jul 7, 2010 3:14pm, #183609

Nice... I just might... NAW!

Chef - Jul 7, 2010 2:33pm, #183599

Thanks Face... The sci-fi theme from a slightly skewed perspective (I hope)

Chef - Jun 30, 2010 4:59pm, #182698

Not you Chompers, your creepy clown followers!

Chef - Jun 30, 2010 4:37pm, #182694

What happened?

Chef - Jun 30, 2010 3:36pm, #182690

From my upcoming book, "101 things you can do with a cat BEFORE you cook them."

Chef - Jun 30, 2010 3:08pm, #182689

Thanks Trashy, that means alot... I had a lot of difficulty getting it that clear.

Chef - Jun 30, 2010 3:06pm, #182688

I only have about 1.5 days aweek to make posters, soooo, I gotta do a bunch at a time. Sad that I miss so many tribute days... I hope I am forgiven someday.

Chef - Jun 24, 2010 5:55pm, #181575

Sorry man... I just lost mine alittle while ago, after 14 years... Sucked.

Chef - Jun 24, 2010 4:12pm, #181552

Thanks Airman... I don't understand the 1L bombers but I have accepted them... I almost NEVER give less then a 3... and if I do I leave a message to explain WHY.

Chef - Jun 24, 2010 4:01pm, #181547

On that subject... what's a "good" avg rating? I seem to lose .1 points every night...

Chef - Jun 22, 2010 5:47pm, #181262

The motivator of demotivators! The cause of and cure to all life's problems! And the architect of soooo much fapping material... we're not worthy...

Chef - Jun 22, 2010 5:43pm, #181257

Don't mention it... I would vote for ya! The Thomas Jefferson of creepy clowns!

Chef - Jun 22, 2010 4:14pm, #181228

Thanks... I miss the Dude, I am sure he abideth, but I NEVER miss Bacon!!

Chef - Jun 22, 2010 3:42pm, #181207

Nicely played man... Speed AND burn in one amazing poster! You get 5 Lions... 1 for each Frat Finger raised

Chef - Jun 16, 2010 4:43pm, #180563

ARRRRRGH! Out, out d*** EYES!!! 5 Blind Ls

Chef - Jun 16, 2010 4:32pm, #180562

Shouldn't it be, "Llamas en el automóvil de puta madre" 5 mobile Llamas

Chef - Jun 15, 2010 3:50pm, #180480

I have to cram all my tributes in on Monday-Wednesday cuz I can't even touch a computer when I am working... I miss all the fun!

Chef - Jun 14, 2010 8:33pm, #180375

Ummm... thanks Iceman

Chef - Jun 10, 2010 1:32am, #179753

Yeah... she told me about it... I don't blame you, power is a strong aphrodisiac... probably not that strong, but still...

Chef - Jun 9, 2010 7:58pm, #179686


Chef - Jun 9, 2010 7:18pm, #179679

Ohhhh Iceman... how cold!

Chef - Jun 9, 2010 6:55pm, #179677

Can't MofiFake when I am working so I gotta get my tributes out while I can... and yes... kinda...

Chef - Jun 9, 2010 6:00pm, #179675

Ahhhh... I can't really cook when I am wearing pants... They bind me in my special place!

Chef - Jun 9, 2010 5:46pm, #179673

Oh... I heard it was the pink Piccolo! 5 flesh tone Ls

Chef - Jun 9, 2010 5:43pm, #179671

Two of my heroes, Groucho and Airman! 5 Harpo Honks!

Chef - Jun 9, 2010 5:42pm, #179670

I DID design it but my name isn't Boyardee

Chef - Jun 9, 2010 2:40pm, #179661

Foster Brooks? Funny as hell! Oh god, I let my age show again huh?

Chef - Jun 9, 2010 2:18am, #179562

Made with sonic vodka I hope!

Chef - Jun 9, 2010 1:25am, #179560

Quick... find a staircase!

Chef - Jun 9, 2010 1:20am, #179559

But spam for one? Spam is for SHARING!

Chef - Jun 8, 2010 5:27pm, #179501

No... and I am afraid to feel the pelt growing up her legs! SHUDDER!!!

Chef - Jun 7, 2010 5:08pm, #179416

Sniff... 5Ls Pie... and 7 friends I won't see again

Chef - Jun 7, 2010 4:47pm, #179412

Thanks Cubby... high praise indeed!

Chef - Jun 7, 2010 1:47am, #179364

Thanks... Then I will refrain from farting in your general direction!

Chef - Jun 7, 2010 1:04am, #179359

Really…is it controversial? Did this poster anger or distress you? You shouldn’t judge others by your own sense of morality or tastes. I do not practice necrophilia but other may enjoy it, and let’s face it, who are they hurting?

Chef - Jun 7, 2010 12:58am, #179357

Thanks... your comment smells of elderberries.

Chef - Jun 7, 2010 12:55am, #179356

Thanks! I saw the pic and heard the voice instantly... If only I could find a good Stimpy pic... sigh

Chef - Jun 3, 2010 6:40pm, #178962

Aye and double AYE!

Chef - Jun 3, 2010 6:11pm, #178953


Chef - Jun 3, 2010 5:45pm, #178949

Vince? Nah, I am Irish not albino! And if I hadda couple a friends with me I could take on 2 h***ers like the one who kicked his lil a**!

Chef - Jun 3, 2010 5:30pm, #178946

Kinda... except I am not that fat, I am not Italian, and I don't have a beard...

Chef - Jun 3, 2010 5:19pm, #178942

Ahhhhh, my first tribute! Sniff... thanks Airman! Sniff (and it looks exactly like me too!)

Chef - Jun 3, 2010 4:12pm, #178937

"Lawn darts" are just 2 unrelated words, a boy with a .22 rifle is a serious threat of mass murder, G.I. Joe is a little tiny action figure or a bad movie... 5 sad L

Chef - Jun 2, 2010 6:51pm, #178893

That is probably a VERY interesting story... Burning G. I. Joe, board with nail, 15 year old Jake, was there booze involved?

Chef - Jun 2, 2010 6:46pm, #178891

And that was when G.I. Joe was BIG! That was alot of burning plastic!

Chef - Jun 2, 2010 6:34pm, #178887

Oh...okay then... At least I didn't use the fencepost-in-the-groin picture!

Chef - Jun 2, 2010 6:31pm, #178885

What does THAT mean?

Chef - Jun 2, 2010 6:21pm, #178882

Anyone remember the movie, "The Jerk"? Will this lead to a cross-eyed populace with lawsuits galore?

Chef - Jun 2, 2010 5:38pm, #178877

Nice Haiku Cubby It keeps my mouth watering Sprinkled on my wife

Chef - Jun 2, 2010 4:06pm, #178871

Thanks... I wanted one with a hippy but I couldn't find one.

Chef - Jun 2, 2010 3:51pm, #178868

Wait til you see what he uses for a BELT!

Chef - Jun 2, 2010 1:25am, #178794

It tastes like a rainbow in the dark and sounds like purpose... feels kinda like an optical illusion or a me***hor...

Chef - May 20, 2010 2:27pm, #176907

Thanks... I won't stoop to low humor... see, no blenders!

Chef - May 20, 2010 2:03am, #176842

Nice... I am listening to Chieftains, Dubliners, and a little Pogue Mahone right now.

Chef - May 20, 2010 1:55am, #176836

What Irish groups?

Chef - May 20, 2010 1:33am, #176825

If some humans did I wouldn't have to sit in traffic for so long...

Chef - May 20, 2010 1:08am, #176822

You ever heard a h**wheel track swung at full angry mom speed? The sound was almost worse than the impact!

Chef - May 20, 2010 12:54am, #176820

Yeah... not a good idea with my mother... she once hit me with my own h**wheel track!!!

Chef - May 20, 2010 12:45am, #176818

Thanks! I found the Mother subject far easier then the b**** please...

Chef - May 19, 2010 3:51pm, #176726

Don't I know it! My mother did that to me... only with raccoons... took me 11 years to get home again... what a sense of humor that woman had! 5 therapy sessions!

Chef - May 19, 2010 3:48pm, #176725

Fern Gully? What kinda new-fangled thing is THAT?

Chef - May 19, 2010 2:09pm, #176716

Thanks... I love that picture... kinda cute and disgusting at the same time... but as a chef I can't help wondering... with lots of garlic and b***er... mmmmmmm

Chef - May 19, 2010 12:52am, #176632

He he he... what has been seen cannot be UNseen!

Chef - May 18, 2010 9:55pm, #176592

You mean you wouldn't order it in my restaurant? Sniff... And it was a tribute...

Chef - May 18, 2010 6:41pm, #176549

I was just wondering if the comment was a VERY clever joke about OCD day... or something else

Chef - May 18, 2010 6:36pm, #176545

Yes I know it is... but the joke doesn't work if you substitute "Effects pedal" in the poster...

Chef - May 18, 2010 12:55am, #176506

Thank you...

Chef - May 18, 2010 12:42am, #176503

How do I find out what the theme for the day is?

Chef - May 18, 2010 12:08am, #176496

Hmmmmm.... fumes are good...

Chef - May 17, 2010 11:59pm, #176493

And that's where he evolved his plan... fake his death then begin his conquest of mankind... with cute mutant monsters! mwahahahahaha

Chef - May 17, 2010 4:53pm, #176358

For some reason I have been in a Mickey Mouse Mood... think I have some kinda fever...

Chef - May 17, 2010 1:15am, #176237

Ya know, that guy is right... I am ashamed of my self, making a comment like that about these three... After all the people that have DIED over the teachings of Mickey Mouse... sigh

Chef - May 13, 2010 7:21pm, #175921

No... the picture makes perfect sense, I mean I have pictures the TEXT could be referring TO.

Chef - May 13, 2010 7:13pm, #175919

Ah ***bs, is there anything they can't do?

Chef - May 13, 2010 6:43pm, #175908

Awesome! 5Ls... is elmo taking the dart out or pushing it in?

Chef - May 13, 2010 6:42pm, #175907

Ain't that the truth! I have an enormous folder filled with pictures like that!

Chef - May 13, 2010 6:40pm, #175906

5 L's for making my girl laugh out loud...

Chef - May 13, 2010 6:04pm, #175903

Thank you! 2 of the 3 most recognized advertising icons of the 20th century!

Chef - May 13, 2010 6:02pm, #175902

Woohoo!!! Bonus points! Can I trade em in for LIONS?

Chef - May 13, 2010 5:59pm, #175900

They are the MODs keeping track of your comments and notifying your boss about your viewing history... that or some Wall Street thingy...

Chef - May 13, 2010 5:53pm, #175897

This is true... however, in the biz we have a saying, kinda like lipstick on a pig, that a plate of **** with some parsley and a lemon wedge, is still a plate of ****!

Chef - May 12, 2010 12:37pm, #175789

Ummm... question... Next to the Creator label it has an actual email account... could people of a certain belief system use this to identify someone? Seems like SOME PEOPLE don't like their motives questio... never mind! *walks away quickly whistling..

Chef - May 11, 2010 11:05pm, #175733


Chef - May 11, 2010 7:41pm, #175693

Yeah... I slow roast elephant garlic in olive oil over night so it spreads like warm b***er... mmmmmmm

Chef - May 11, 2010 7:34pm, #175691

Main Course tonight is a 1 pound Mojo New York strip with chimichurri, a 40 count sea salt and cracked pepper rubbed Idaho baked potato and garlic roasted baby asparagus... wanna know the dessert?

Chef - May 11, 2010 6:12pm, #175685

Spiderbull? Ouch... gonna make the running of the bulls pretty interesting...

Chef - May 11, 2010 5:35pm, #175682

Oooooo... that was my 100th! Now what happens? Medications? Special canvas jacket?

Chef - May 11, 2010 4:53pm, #175677

Made of scared people?

Chef - May 11, 2010 4:51pm, #175675

Bolony (bologna) made of PEOPLE!!!

Chef - May 11, 2010 4:02pm, #175666

Soylent polony is made of PEOPLE!!!

Chef - May 11, 2010 4:01pm, #175665

Five (L)aughs... wow... we're old huh

Chef - May 11, 2010 1:56pm, #175656

This STILL makes me laugh evertime I see it... I DO want to see him eat it... anyone have that pic?

Chef - May 11, 2010 12:43pm, #175642

Sir Terence David John Pratchett, OBE. As of December 2007 had sold more than 55 million books worldwide. He was appointed Officer of the Order of the British Empire (OBE) "for services to literature" in 1998. He was knighted in 2009. Obscure?

Chef - May 11, 2010 12:33am, #175529

And lo, he did also say ****... and soiled his pants! 5L

Chef - May 10, 2010 11:33pm, #175521

The master set down his brush, looked back on his work, and said, "Overall, a whole lotta scantily clad, nubile, chesty chicks." And he saw it was good...

Chef - May 10, 2010 2:08pm, #175447

Thank you!