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Shark Demotivational Poster


WHITE PEOPLE - always doing stupid shit


TAGS: white people sharks
Rating: 2.06/5

More motifakes by badman

DreMagnum - March 3, 2010, 10:27 am
I just saw someone post this on a facebook group.
Hendo - February 3, 2009, 10:04 pm
Ph**o was taken in St Vincent's Gulf, Australia, the shark had been gorging on a dead whale with all his mates and probably wasn't all that hungry. Still, the bloke was bloody stupid.
Child - November 27, 2008, 11:02 pm
Pushing away a shark is stupid? Last I checked it was epic.
Tony - September 24, 2008, 12:27 pm
I'm sorry Pete...I"m not even black and I'm going to have to dissagree. You might be seeing more white p***stars (fag). But seriously, stop sharing your opinions on a group of "c+b".
pete - September 3, 2008, 5:03 am
white people also get more p****, fame, and fortune for having bigger c+b than any other
M.E. - April 18, 2008, 3:00 pm
Dude I touched a shark, it was frikin huge!! (said Jesse at The Cedar Sinai prosthetic unit)


EPIC HIGH FIVE. - I think my brain just exploded from the awesome....




BEARSHARKTOPUS - Awesome just found a new definition.


TAGS: bearsharktopus
Rating: 3.48/5

More motifakes by Boppick

Treehodger - February 18, 2010, 11:35 pm
omfg, lmao @Sean
Mika - September 23, 2009, 3:23 am
no its a bearktopus o.o or an sharktopusbear?
Sean - September 22, 2009, 11:59 pm
... gangbang Bambi? C'mon? we all know that that's where this was going all along.
MrRandom - September 22, 2009, 11:58 pm
I'd watch it.
BuZZbomb - September 22, 2009, 11:57 pm
Mega-Shark vs. Giant Octopus vs. Gentle Ben
Sean - September 22, 2009, 10:49 pm
AMSOME Look elsewhere. And good luck with that.


"HELP! SHARK! HELP!" - There was a guy shouting this on the beach today. I just laughed. He's an idiot if he thinks that shark is going to save him.


TAGS: shark
Rating: 4.45/5

More motifakes by Kung-Fu Devil

BeNiceToMe - February 12, 2012, 7:33 pm
comes nicely with #148473 :)


#1 and 2 -


TAGS: shark scary
Rating: 4.1/5

More motifakes by JesusWept

thecrotchetyoldcynic - October 14, 2015, 1:50 am
Great caption! I laughed so hard, I woke up wife lying beside me in bed. Lol!
JesusWept - May 8, 2015, 1:34 pm
Thanks :)
mizzdizz - May 8, 2015, 12:10 pm
ROTFL!!! Betcha he says, "OH SH!T!" when he spots his new best friend! This is great, JW! 5 L!


I R R E P R E S S I B L E - Resistant to failure Unmoved by fate or circumstances Unafraid...


TAGS: badass tattoo shark nub
Rating: 4.41/5

More motifakes by Chef

twill1962 - September 15, 2012, 8:32 am
Only one word: AWESOME! 5Ls!


WHEN - sharks dream...


TAGS: shark fat fatty fatso really
Rating: 3.81/5

More motifakes by Jmac0585

Me_ - November 19, 2009, 5:58 pm
My eyes. Oh good my eyes and this was the last image I saw.
1MP4CT - October 8, 2009, 10:05 am
Dont ya mean man the sharks with laser beams to cut m up in bite-size pieces
Haarakkon - October 6, 2009, 3:39 pm
Solid gold, J.
LogicDude - October 6, 2009, 10:54 am
I believe that would be a "Pod" of...you get the idea.
Mike - October 6, 2009, 12:51 am
3 in the front have cute faces, which is good if you get trapped under one of them. Something to look as your ribs break
Reality Lord - October 5, 2009, 11:33 pm

i wanted to give it 7 lions.....awesome.
faulty switch - October 5, 2009, 11:22 pm
how are they able to fit in there?
agdaniele - October 5, 2009, 9:55 pm
Hilarious!
Bob D. Sailor - October 5, 2009, 9:39 pm
MAN THE HARPOONS!! Herd of whales at 12 O'clock!!


UNAWARE -


TAGS: warning music shark people
Rating: 4.73/5

More motifakes by gas

thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 27, 2012, 12:59 am
Awe5ome!
caveman - May 26, 2012, 10:12 pm
A good lol to start my day
Reality Lord - May 26, 2012, 9:48 pm

lolz
MissPriss - May 26, 2012, 12:35 pm
Dada...dada...da da da da da da...just when you thought it was safe to give 5L.
fan4camping - May 26, 2012, 10:43 am
Right? It's a very distinct sound. 5L


T.G.I.F. - Toes Go In First...


TAGS: shark
Rating: 4.25/5

More motifakes by steve1961

thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 27, 2012, 3:12 am
That's Good Idea Forsure.


CUBANS - Feeding sharks off the coast of Florida since 1961




EVOLUTION - The Winner




FAIL - at almost epic proportions


TAGS: shark great white fail
Rating: 2.51/5

More motifakes by BL~Jack

familyghost - May 15, 2009, 9:56 pm
So... looks like that's one less hungry shark in the world.
Alexiel - July 11, 2008, 5:07 pm
lol


BEHOLD! SHARK POOP! - Errrr... Osama Bin Laden


TAGS: osama shark poop
Rating: 4.38/5

More motifakes by motinet

M0rd3kaI - October 1, 2012, 9:28 am
Friggen-A
Airman - May 3, 2011, 12:25 pm
it's a joke.. not an entry in the Encylcopaedia Brittanica. Christ
epimethius05 - May 3, 2011, 12:19 pm
Whale sharks feed on algae not detritus.
Cloudchaser - May 2, 2011, 11:39 pm
I may be mistaken, but that looks like a non-carnivorous whale shark
Reality Lord - May 2, 2011, 6:54 pm

anonymous....1L.....JOKING JUST JOKING BOSSMAN.
Airman - May 2, 2011, 6:15 pm
LOL


LAND SHARKS - They're interrupting you


TAGS: land shark
Rating: 2.09/5

More motifakes by Joe

Fatt Matt - December 2, 2008, 9:55 pm
Jane, you ignorant s**t.
Overlord Douchebag - December 1, 2008, 10:24 pm
I remember seeing the episode, and I -think- one of them was "pizza delivery". Don't remember, I think I was still subjugating a few universes at the time.
LogicDude - December 1, 2008, 10:23 pm
Candygram (let's see how many old SNL watchers there are...)
Tony G - December 1, 2008, 9:45 pm
omg when i saw this i was thinkin of the same thing lol
Johnny - November 12, 2008, 12:09 pm
I want sharks with frick'n laser beams on their heads.


MEGA SHARK - Not today plane!!


TAGS: shark
Rating: 1.44/5

More motifakes by sneekee123

sneekee123 - April 12, 2010, 4:44 pm
the pic was fine until it went on the poster.
forseti - April 12, 2010, 12:00 pm
even my pics aren't always great... ;)
ICEMAN - April 12, 2010, 10:50 am
Soooo Face, other than that, how do you like it?
Faceplant31 - April 12, 2010, 10:48 am
1L for being facken retarded! Shat pic, and shat verbiage.


LAWYER'S CAR -


TAGS: shark jet fear
Rating: 4.69/5

More motifakes by Iconoclast

Faceplant31 - August 11, 2010, 1:44 pm
Nice, 5L


AT LEAST IN THE LAST MOMENTS OF YOUR LIFE - You'll be laughing at a goofy looking shark


TAGS: goofy shark
Rating: 3.08/5

More motifakes by Vitek

Anyal - April 23, 2013, 9:10 pm
Top-right is my fave!


KAYAKING - Like this is going to end well.




Middle Age -


TAGS: middle age goldfish shark life
Rating: 4.93/5

More motifakes by TheSanityInspector

MissPriss - February 14, 2014, 9:57 pm
Adjust my attitude? But I like being a road raged woman driver! 5L warning...you might want to avoid highways late at night...muhahaha


KEEP LOOKING - The candy is definitely in there


TAGS: shark jaws kid
Rating: 3.47/5

More motifakes by ekiM



TIGER SHARKS -




MEXICAN STANDOFF -


TAGS: mexican standoff diver shark bet
Rating: 1.75/5

More motifakes by Anonymous

jameswnash - December 13, 2010, 8:52 pm
yupp I agree Face..seen it
Faceplant31 - December 13, 2010, 12:37 pm
d***itt this is a copy and paste from another site as well.


LIARS -


TAGS: sharks reciting i am a nice shark not a mindless eating machine if i am to change this image i must first change myself people are friends not food so i misquoted nemo
Rating: 4.89/5

More motifakes by rerun

jameswnash - October 10, 2010, 8:23 pm
5 nibbles for Bruce!


SHARK WEEK -




SOMETIMES YOUR THE SEAL... - Well... let's face it, you're always the seal.




FORGETFULNESS -




CALM -


TAGS: relax surf lull sharkbait thoughts
Rating: 4.94/5

More motifakes by 5150monkeylove

GaryO - October 10, 2013, 9:18 pm
Well, I just finished the spacedog, Sho, 5150 tour. I’m rather moist.


KAYAKERS -


TAGS: shark
Rating: 4.2/5

More motifakes by GaryO

GaryO - April 14, 2012, 4:43 pm
Amen brother
crankyhead - April 14, 2012, 3:45 pm
4's aren't as scary as they look, but you do have to do your homework first. For me, 5's & 6's are pure folly. I'd rather portage my gear. =)
GaryO - April 13, 2012, 6:40 pm
Hard to do that in class 4 or 5 water, but yeah, the float can be quite heavenesque especially after a spate of white water
crankyhead - April 13, 2012, 5:25 pm
Ain't no better way to spend your time than floating down a river, watching the world go by. =)
M0rd3kaI - April 13, 2012, 5:14 pm
Pleasure Gary and Of course, I'm not a kayaker, but I'm always careful. Cheers.
GaryO - April 13, 2012, 4:43 pm
Thanx kid. Careful out there, hear?
M0rd3kaI - April 13, 2012, 4:18 pm
Could not have said it any better than RL, 5L from me too
GaryO - January 31, 2012, 9:40 am
Thanks Rlord Yeah, my youngest son was really into it….and I had some friends that white watered every waking moment, but are no more. You be careful now…but savor that rush
Reality Lord - January 31, 2012, 7:45 am

lolz...over used pic here but i really kliked the angle you took on it...yes i'm a kayaker. a 5 from this wiener wrap.


SAFETY IN NUMBERS - Someone yells "SHARK!!", we'll crap you an island.


TAGS: shark safety africa
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by Zetmonk

suzieq - January 30, 2012, 8:04 am
I can see one who's not r5nning :)


PROBLEMS -




MAD MAX - Has never faced a threat like this.




ZOMBIE VS. SHARK - Best movie fight EVER!


TAGS: zombie 2 zombies shark sharks undead living dead horror
Rating: 2.64/5

More motifakes by jalford

jake - August 1, 2009, 5:26 pm
*cough cough*
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 1, 2009, 3:56 pm
Or Jake's getting worse.
jake - August 1, 2009, 3:40 pm
yeah, jalford is getting better...


DEAR RICH BASTARD -




A SHARK - For every situation, dangerous or otherwise.


TAGS: shark scuba
Rating: 3/5

More motifakes by CharlesJames

forseti - September 28, 2010, 6:48 am
that just explains the picture...


SHARK PUNCHING - Mother Teresa's favorite hobby.


TAGS: nun mother robot shark
Rating: 2.38/5

More motifakes by BlarghStudios

forseti - April 4, 2011, 11:56 am
I wonder why rusty Bartimaeus is diving in the background...
rerun - April 3, 2011, 10:24 pm

Sense, this makes none


SHARK SURFING - After 450 million years, they pretty much have it down pat.




MONOLOGUING - If you do it and you're not the movie hero, it means you're about to die. Horribly.




FAMOUS LAST WORDS - OK little fishy, smile and show me your teeth...




POOL SHARK - I think I've been bitten. or is it smitten... whatever, she's hot dammit.


TAGS: october challenge i want this shark wet
Rating: 3.35/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

1MP4CT - October 8, 2009, 10:09 am
She has a real name ya kno,Famke Janssen
lolman - October 6, 2009, 10:39 pm
Thats Jean off X-Men
lolman - October 6, 2009, 10:39 pm
Thats Jean off X-Men


THE GREAT WHITE - Even if they suffer from Gum Disease, Great Whites will still eat you with glee.


TAGS: shark gum disease great white great white
Rating: 2.4/5

More motifakes by Kevin

me - September 12, 2008, 12:46 am
you do kno those two dark spots arent eyes?
Sean - August 8, 2008, 12:07 am
"glee" ... I didn't know that word existed outside of Christmas carols. Go figure.


INTUITION -




LONELINESS -




SOMETIMES YOU'RE THE SEAL - Well....let's face it. You're always the seal.


TAGS: shark
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by boatdude

Jmac0585 - July 23, 2012, 3:47 pm
Looks familiar... 59974


Hovering Orcas -




IT'S ALL IN THE TIMING -


TAGS: intuition moment death shark
Rating: 4.79/5

More motifakes by gas

gas - August 31, 2012, 9:20 pm
lol!
BoneCD - August 31, 2012, 8:12 pm
5L...how do ya think I beat 4 hart attacks! Intuition!!! That and a great Cardiologist...
TheOne - August 31, 2012, 1:42 pm
5 Shark Bites


SHARKS - You may think they're cool They think you're a snack




FOOD CHAIN - It's a shark-eat-shark world out there!




HEART ATTACK - This Is What One Looks Like




O HAI! - I CAN HAZ HUMAN?




JUMPING SHARKS -


TAGS: shark tank
Rating: 2.13/5


Security -


TAGS: security sharks animals fish enhanced
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by JesusWept

JesusWept - November 26, 2014, 9:32 am
Thanks
mizzdizz - November 25, 2014, 9:31 pm
Drug dealer using my house as his personal Walmart---I'm enjoying this thought waaaay to much! Made my day, thanks! 5 grinning lions!
JesusWept - November 25, 2014, 4:35 pm
I dare you....RUN FOR THE DOOR! ;)
Reality Lord - November 25, 2014, 4:26 pm

what....? no lasers on their heads? pfffff...you call that security


VICTORIES -




Surfing -


TAGS: surfer shark wave
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Ashson

mizzdizz - May 28, 2016, 8:14 am
Brings new meaning to the term wetsuit! chuckle,chuckle. ^!
EmilioDumphque - May 16, 2016, 12:20 pm
Hey, hodad, you've got your board upside-down and backward!


GET OFF MY LAWN -


TAGS: shark eastwood gran torino
Rating: 4.53/5

More motifakes by Faceplant31

Reality Lord - August 26, 2010, 12:33 pm

great movie and great line.


HYGIENE - Always floss between meals!




WHERE'S THE CREAM FILLING? -




MYSPACE ANGLE PICTURES - Even turtles with flying sharks behind them do it


TAGS: myspace angle pictures turtle shark
Rating: 2.96/5

More motifakes by Villar

Signe - February 13, 2009, 2:48 pm
Oh my goodness this is hard core... Oh I miss having turtles :( Poor things got sick and died as little babies
LogicDude - November 6, 2008, 1:19 pm
He looks a little Emo...perfect for MySpace!
Bulgy McPackage - July 13, 2008, 11:01 pm
Love it! Very cool!


SHARK FOOD - You want some food.... taste my 25mm, NOOB!




Dominance -




IT'S NOT WHAT YOU SAY -




CONSOLATION -




Shark Week -




THE GAME -




Embarrassed -


TAGS: embarrassed sharks see fin
Rating: 4.81/5

More motifakes by Ism

CloudchaserS - April 21, 2013, 1:20 am
They do that because we taste better if they scare the **** and piss out of us first


SUNGLASSES - THE ONLY THING THAT COULD MAKE RIDING A SHARK MORE COOL




DEPRESSED - Because you know you'll never be as awsome as this


TAGS: piledriver shark awsome
Rating: 2.53/5

More motifakes by HelljumperM60

Chron139 - August 10, 2009, 9:43 am
Its all part of the plan to catch spelling nazis like yourselfs.
Seb - December 20, 2008, 5:35 pm
Why do you not CHECK your spelling?
Dustin Marthington - October 4, 2008, 1:01 pm
prime example of the decline of motifake. picture, and comment.
MeanGene - October 1, 2008, 7:39 am
"Awesome" soon to be the most misspelled word on the internetz.


POLITENESS - Hello. How's it going? Well, I guess I'll eat you now. Sometimes Sharks have it.




FUNNY -




NEVER LOOK BACK - ..... it's not like it will do you any good.....


TAGS: back never shark
Rating: 3.63/5

More motifakes by HallieMarie

HallieMarie - February 9, 2012, 11:04 am
=D What are you saying about my fingers?!? ;)
forseti - February 9, 2012, 10:54 am
please try to find pictures with more pixels than you have fingers... ;)


HAMMERHEAD SHARKS -




DEEP THROAT - Sure, it looks inviting, but it's a SHARK, okay? I'm just soooooo conflicted!


TAGS: october challenge shark p***
Rating: 3.14/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

agdaniele - October 5, 2009, 5:20 pm
Giggedy.


SOMALI PIRATES -




REINCARNATION - You don't think the evil spirit of the shark in "JAWS" just blew up into nothingness, do you?




LOOK MOM! - It's a SHARK!




Life -




Know fear -


TAGS: shark underwater fear drink successories
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by spacedog

GaryO - May 20, 2013, 4:15 pm
Hear Hear! 5 Liters or litres, at least 5 anyway


Your iPhone 6 -




WINNING -


TAGS: shark winning
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by dporter8462

Cannabal - August 25, 2013, 9:29 pm
That poor shark must've had a run-in with a Charlie Sheen.
MissPriss - August 25, 2013, 1:36 pm
Ya need to throw this in at ph**ochopped too!
MissPriss - August 25, 2013, 1:35 pm
5Luvs it!


CLEAR KAYAK -




IRONIC FATE - This was the luckiest day of my life...oh, crap!




Sharking -




Big mouth -


TAGS: shark mouth ocean singing voice
Rating: 4.92/5

More motifakes by spacedog

GaryO - November 2, 2013, 7:54 am
Heh, 5 toofers.
ughomer - November 2, 2013, 2:08 am
Superb, SD.
spacedog - November 2, 2013, 12:44 am
Thanks LG.
lgvernon - November 1, 2013, 8:58 pm

Great!!! 5Ls


DEEP SEA FISHING -




ah, romance -




creativity -


TAGS: creativity imagination art movies sharknado
Rating: 4.8/5

More motifakes by Cannabal

thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 24, 2014, 4:47 pm
I seen this on Netflix, didn't watch, but saw it there. Decided against it on account of my "Save the Brain Cells" Foundation. But the poster gets 5L.
Cannabal - August 5, 2013, 9:42 pm
Dammit, the retardation from the Sharknado is spreading!
GaryO - August 5, 2013, 9:31 pm
‘Are you not entertained?’… Yes, I’m not entertained (??)….the correct answer to the question is driving me nuts. It’s like having two Lexuses……Lexi
steve1961 - August 5, 2013, 9:09 pm
Forgive Sho...if it hasn't crawled out of the depths of Hell, he's not interested...
tomyironmane - August 5, 2013, 3:30 pm
too bad, the rest of us were drunk and laughing.
Sho - August 5, 2013, 2:47 pm
No
tomyironmane - August 1, 2013, 1:08 am
Are you not entertained?
Cannabal - July 13, 2013, 3:03 pm
That's one being released next month.....
Sho - July 13, 2013, 12:16 pm
I smell low budget
GaryO - July 13, 2013, 8:38 am
Heh, space, you funny
spacedog - July 13, 2013, 6:59 am
Much scarier than Shih-tzunami.


Serenity -




more concrete proof -


TAGS: stupid hollywood b movies sharks
Rating: 4.78/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

Oldsod - May 5, 2014, 6:13 pm
You forgot "Sharktopus."
Cannabal - May 5, 2014, 4:31 pm
I believe Hollywood's version of this film was called "Pacific Rim."
Sho - May 5, 2014, 4:31 pm
Like with Sharknado and Ghost Shark, I didn't even bother watching the trailers


SHARK WEEK -


TAGS: rescued seal released shark week
Rating: 4.75/5

More motifakes by Ism

Sho - June 27, 2013, 2:11 pm
that took me by surprise LOL. 5/f
thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 27, 2013, 12:50 pm
YES! My username made it into a Motifake. 5L! This calls for a celebration! Pass the kool-aid!
lgvernon - June 27, 2013, 10:03 am

I thought Prissy sold gin...who knew?!~~
falloutghoul - June 27, 2013, 8:26 am
Miss Priss Kool-Aid? LOL!
Reality Lord - June 27, 2013, 7:21 am

these are great ....MOAR!!!


Land Sharks -


TAGS: shark road
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by Ashson



disappointment -


TAGS: sharks
Rating: 4.69/5

More motifakes by chickenlittle

chickenlittle - December 24, 2013, 3:51 pm
Thanks Gary, glad you liked it :)
GaryO - December 23, 2013, 4:11 pm
Love this
chickenlittle - December 23, 2013, 12:03 am
Thanks for that JW! :)
JesusWept - December 22, 2013, 12:39 pm
LOL very clever! L L L L L
Oldsod - December 22, 2013, 7:23 am
That took me a couple of moment5...


Shark Week -




Far From Shore -




BAD DAY? -




SANDY - This was how bad she was. She gave us Sharks.


TAGS: sharks flooding into east coast
Rating: 4.3/5

More motifakes by falloutghoul

falloutghoul - November 1, 2012, 8:15 am
I know it is. I just wanted to make this poster when I saw it. :-p
MPsniper - November 1, 2012, 4:36 am
funny poster..... fake ph**o


SHARK WEEK -


TAGS: shark cage fear tv show
Rating: 4.06/5

More motifakes by Captfell

agdaniele - March 15, 2010, 11:17 pm
LOL!!!


FLYING SHARKS - REALLY? -




SMORGASBORD -




SEA SURPRISE - Suddenly that recliner pool floaty seems woefully inadequate.




WHALE SHARK - Sometimes we're all krill.




IMAGE -




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